hi, i’m suliat.

The video that inspired the title

I like how she didn’t actually swear at ALL throughout the entire thing…

This is THE most amazing album. Everyone should download/buy it.. NOW

The first two singles they released from the album were both HUGE hits and, well let’s just say “I got a feeling” bout this one.

ahaha see what I did there??

Meet me Halfway, in my opinion one of the best on the album..

DEBUT ALBUM is outtt… I personally love it! Another one you should all buy

Okay, the new official video ..or has it been out ages and I’m just backward?

Either way, I really like it

Polar Bears coming outt!

I’ve spent the last few hours trying to finish some work on polar bears, which, by the way, are amazing animals. I wish I had transparent fur.

Funny thing, whilst looking at polar bears, and only doing work, I came across this site. The internet is a bad bad thing.

I really like this one

Just to make myself feel better, I think everyone should look at polar bears..

awwwww

“When a mathematician writes a Fantasy book, will the page numbers be imaginary numbers?”

shame.

I personally don’t like the narrator, she seems to be really outraged at poor WHITE South Africans, rather than poor South Africans in general; especially when she’s talking to that government guy. That might just be me, what do you think?

and the comments.

Inspire me, now!

I would actually buy these tees…

and dollars without the hair? I think they look better, not as dull.

On Facebook, and I came across a fan group titled “I hate dogs” and I was like =D FINALLY, a group of people understand my pain; and on this page was a very handy link to this website; detailing all the reasons why dogs should be annihilated; except useful dogs.

Then I found this,

DOG DIARY

8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 PM – Ran back and forth in the hall! My favourite thing!
5:00 PM – Milk bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 PM – Got to play tug! My favourite thing!
8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am.
They continue to pick me up and handle me, an obvious attempt to subvert me.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released — and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
Tonight I will again lay on their heads while they sleep and hope to smother them.

LOL

ps. i don’t usually say lol, but it seemed vey appropriate in this case.

racine carrée d’un négatif = the square root of negative one; and we all know how much i love my imaginary numbers. just though i’d slot that in there.

i am such a geek.

The cute lil’ monkey things at the bottom are baby Capuchins and apparently they taste great jerked … or so I’ve been told

Today I am looking at the “new” Sainsbury and Persil adverts; and I’m thinking NO WAY! HOVIS IS STILL THE BEST. full stop.

verr sad I know, but when I first saw it, it was rather exciting stuff to think they’d been around that long, and still making great bread. The other “through the ages” adverts are alright too, but Hovis is my homeboy.

So here they are, in my order of preference:

ps. What I really hate, and I mean really hate is when English people say “commercial”. urrrgggh, it’s such an ugly word.

pps. according to my spell check, Hovis isn’t even a word!

They all love me, Meg loves me far too much,but I like it

annnndd here’s one for the sadiyah